Si and I have just come back from dinner - we went to a small restaurant across the road from the bunker.  The cuisine is Hunan cuisine, with lots of very sweet or very spicey dishes.  Better even than the dishes though were the English translations of the names of the chinese dishes.  These excellent examples of "chinglish" had us roaring in laughter whilst the other diners looking on disapprovingly.

My two favourite translations/typos were:

Boiled Elf  (presumably boiled eel)

and

Special Fuckness Meat

which to be honest was undecipherable, and we still dont know what this was supposed to be!