
At the very least, give the little porkers 6 cups of coffee a day. That'll hold the diabetes back some.
ALVY'S VOICE
Right. Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today.
The camera shows the full classroom, the students sitting behind their desks,
the teacher standing in the front of the room. One at a time, the young
students rise u from their desks and speak.
1ST BOY
I'm president of the Pinkus Plumbing Company.
2ND BOY
I sell tallises.
3RD BOY
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
2ND GIRL
I'm into leather.
Right. Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today.
The camera shows the full classroom, the students sitting behind their desks,
the teacher standing in the front of the room. One at a time, the young
students rise u from their desks and speak.
1ST BOY
I'm president of the Pinkus Plumbing Company.
2ND BOY
I sell tallises.
3RD BOY
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict.
2ND GIRL
I'm into leather.
I'm a big kid. I have been for quite a while. Six foot tall, big hands, big feet, and a chest with room for a spare set of organs. I've never been a runner. Mind you, I can run with a hundred pound sack of feed or seed slung on my shoulder, just as well as I'd run without it it seems. I run around fields with a 50-70 pound bale of hay in each hand, catching up to wagons as we bale. But when it comes to distance or pure speed, I'm lacking incredibly. I can run down to the machinery shed and back to the house, maybe, without a break. But, I enjoy physical competition. Two people I know who are some of the best basketball players I've ever played with are probably ~300 pounds. One is probably more than that. So it's not just 400 losing out because of the 100 overweight kids. Some of the overweight kids that don't fit the stereotype are also losing out. It's probably a lot closer to 450 losing out for the other fifty. It's still just as pathetic. Get Gunnery Sgt. Ermey to whip 'em into shape and we wouldn't have this problem. While we're at it, let's teach them Mexicans some English so Texas can cut it's sign procurement budget in half.
Thank you for the wonderful personal testament on the matter.
How 'bout we put Sgt.Ermey in charge of the immigration problem too!
Pablo
How 'bout we put Sgt.Ermey in charge of the immigration problem too!
Pablo
Someone mentioned taking the Phalanx Close In Weapons System units taht are being replaced and putting them on the border as an automated bullet fence. Me likes!
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