
No...unfortunately, stuffed animals don't hug back. For the record, neither do pillows.
But, on the bright side, they also don't snore, fart, and take up more than their share of the bed.
The first time my future Ex-Wife#2 slept over I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I was just sitting there minding my own business when this horrible sound came through the closed door...I thought the refrigerator was malfunctioning. Yeah, you guessed it, it was her snoring...and while I occasionally miss her, I do not miss that.
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