I have to go shopping for my mother.
I'm sorry, I have to rotate the strings on all of my shoes.
I'm reading with my widower
I have to brush my teeth.
Alf comes on soon
I've had a better offer, someone is coming round to set fire to my head
I'm busy cleaning the blood off my axe
My dad said I can't date till I am married
I'm shaving my dog.
My grandma is on fire.
I'm getting married tonight.
I'm engaged.
I don't want to ruin our friendship.
I have family in town.
I just washed my hair.
It's that time of the month again.
My father's grandmother's aunt's mother died.
I have to take down the Christmas lights.
I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday.
I left my tolerance in another coat.
I just got back together with my ex
I don't like people.
I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be insulting to me? -- dan)
I might see someone who knows me.
I have to teach my pig to sing.
My dog is too tired.
I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin.
I would go out with you but my waiting list is full.
There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery.
I'm washing the sofa.
I have to milk my cow.
I have to teach my frog how to croak.
I'm too busy watching the paint dry.
The "Rocky" marathon is on that night.
I need to clip my nose hairs.
I have to read the labels on all of my food.
I'm gay.
My goat broke a horn.
I have to go to the dentist.
I have to brush my dog's teeth.
I'm going to the moon.
My water wings are flat.
I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath.
I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks.
I have to wax the driveway.
I'm not into dating right now.
I'm teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar.
I'm teaching my dog to meow.
excuses
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