Tens of Thousands show up to protest the war. When I first met a Colorectal Surgeon, I said, "hey its nice to meet you--but do you mind if we don't shake hands." He said that he was misunderstood and much maligned. He slaved away in the heart of darkness--working where the sun don't shine. He said he is ignored--just as Congress is ignored by George W. Bush. George's Contempt of Congress is growing every day. It is going faster and faster like a roller coaster.
Bush showed his Contempt of Congress at a meeting with Congress. The following are notes from the meeting.
1. "Take it easy, Senator. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4.. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Senator?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8.. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Senator, let me know if you find my dignity.."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best George Bush Quote of all..
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here
Bush said that he must save his failed presidency. He stated that he might not be able to save face. But, if he has to kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, he will make every effort to save face.
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