hammer in the morning

hammer in the evening

hammer at dinner time

when hammer's on a bagel, you can hammer anytime!

that's the only song i know.

and i would... hammer... at 5:30 a.m.... if i didn't like my neighbors. but if you were my neighbor, i'm pretty sure i'd like you.

ha ha ha- it was the little neighbor girl doing the hammering on her mother's bedroom wall. She has no concept of appropriateness. (She's the 4 year old I've shown pictures of.)

I think I would have liked to be your neighbor, too.

ah, that's the downside of your very pleasant nature.  me, i'm the one that gets up, goes out, shares the information looking the offender in the face and invariably, they get it. not that it's any good on THAT occasion, but it tends to be useful for warding off recurring episodes.  (i'm sure this is a skill picked up from managing an apartment building in hollywood.)

I didn't know it was a hammer on the wall until later. At first I thought it was someone trying to get us to come to the door- so it was with a panicked start I woke up.

Once it became clear it was a hammer on the wall I was able to get back to sleep- however, as I fell back to blackness I could hear our neighbor, The Mother, yelling at The Daughter (very thin walls) for hammering on the walls... Mother is maybe 25 and daughter is maybe 4.

Thanks for the laugh! Even though I will now have that song stuck in my head.

 I'll crank up the stereo and try to replace it. *grin*

I know the second verse:

"If you had a vacuum..."

*glares at her ceiling/floor of upstairs neat-freak-morning-bird-neighbour*