Haven't You Always Wanted A Monkey?

I was just asked what I would do with a million dollars.

"Two chicks at the same time." -Office Space

"I don't know." -AAP

"My ideal goal. Do not go out and buy a big house. Don't buy things that would have long term costs. Just buy lots and lots of gadgets. Continue to work... just to have something to do." -Huzband.

"I don't know," 12 year old AAP, "it's not like you will win."

"I would quit and travel." Nomad

"If I had a million dollars," Bare Naked Ladies, "I'd be rich."