You poet mutha, you!

you like that...I think I liked the tags better...

Anytime dentures are topic of discussion, I'm a fan.

why...cause they come out??? *laughing*

My goal is to have dentures before I'm 40.

and why is that?

 

I have no idea.

That was fucking amazing! Can I adopt you?

sure...I need family...my real one don't want me

Well I do so consider the paperwork to be in process.

YAY!!!

oh i love your haiku.
i remember when i wrote haiku's....
i'm such a lazy shit nowdays.

*laughs* I was feeling pretty stupid at the time...

nahhhh it's good!

I dig it

I thought haiku's had 4 lines though. Hmm..........

whatever...shut up. fucker. know it all....ruin my creative genius.

hey I didn't mean to fuck your shit up. I was just asking a question. You, gettin all sensitive on me and shit. Need some Vagisil?

whatever fucker...vagisil is for yeast infections and itchy snatch.  MY business is all good...I think you meant MIDOL...thats for PMS...

either way you need somethin to make that pussy feel better. Soothed and shit.

Just kidding!!

*laughing* yeah ok well I think I know how to sooth my business D...thanks for the uh...advice.

if you ever need any help and/or testing in that area, just let me know 

yeah uh...OK...sure whenever you get the urge to come hang out in cornfields and soybean lots, you let me know.

if it means we can do eachother like a couple of wolverines, you just name the time and place babe

I think I live like 20 miles away from a corn field....hmmm.

I don't know if there are any corn fields 'round her. There's everything else, why not corn?

cause you live in the fucking desert.

yeah that could be. But they have everything else!

corn need a constant water supply...your shit is probobly heartier. 

don't know, don't care. I just eat it.

*laughs* yeah...I had to study agriculture...

HAD TO study agriculture? Why for?

It was part of a program to take college courses while I was still in high school to recieve college credits.

yeah I was going to partake in some shit like that, but I fucked around WAAAAYY too much in high school. That's why I am where I am today, NOWHERE. Capricious youth...............

yeah...well Im still fucked so there.

well you're not alone. I'm burning, right there with you. Misery loves company after all

I wrote a song about that, but soul asylum beat me too it...

mothers fuckers!!!!!!!!!

we can build a factory, and make misery.....

frustrated, incorperated...

See what happens if you don't copyright ©!!!

mother beetches!!!!!!! Fuck soul asylum! fuckin cock-knockers.

*laughs* I agree.

it's all about Chimaira anyways.

Interesting...

 

So, what do hotdogs and weiners have to do with it?

they were stuck in the dentures.

*laughing*

I was feeling pretty oddly stupid at the conception of this haiku...

I can't explain any further...I don't get it either.

Wow >.<