Man, there are Killjoys everywhere! And they just have to take away someone's or a group of folks innocent fun and mayham! What was this hurting anyone?!? Not a dayum thing! Dayum DoGooders need to be shot sometimes and put out of our misery!
Updated: 3:14 a.m. CT Oct 6, 2007
GREENVILLE, Maine - The Black Frog Restaurant's version of the "Naked Lunch" may soon be banned, sharing the fate of William Burroughs' novel of that name.
A sandwich called the Skinny Dip, featuring sliced prime rib in a baguette roll, has been offered free of charge to anyone willing to plunge naked from the restaurant's dock into Moosehead Lake.
Since the free sandwich offer was introduced three years ago, owner Leigh Turner has found plenty of takers. "We've had two or three a week," he said.
During that time only one patron has suggested the activity was inappropriate, Turner said. However, that patron apparently suggested to selectmen recently that the activity be curtailed.
The naked lunch issue surfaced this week when Town Manager John Simko presented the Black Frog's application to renew its liquor license. Simko said he had been approached about the nudity and suggested that Police Chief Scott MacMaster speak to the owner about it.
Turner did not attend the selectmen's meeting, but said he would remove the free lunch offer if asked to do so.
The skinny dip was typically done at night, no frontal nudity was exposed to customers and a towel was readily available, Turner said.
"Most everybody applauded" when patrons took the plunge, he added.
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