I had Randy blushing over the phone yesterday afternoon.  I could see the blush even though he was two hours away:D  And no I didn't talk dirty to him........wanted to........but couldn't.  He was in the job trailer and one of the owners was there and the temp secratary!  I askeded him what he was doing and he said "Eating my Honey buns for lunch!"  And me being me.

"Nah aw your not eating my butt checks cause your doing there and I am up here!"  He sat there and you could JUST SEE the blush coming over his white white boy complextion!  His boss come walking in right when Randy said you did ya know Brian is here?  And I heard his boss go:  "I don't care if you talk dirty to her!  It improves the day!"  Randy told him to be quite and that he didn't say shit that I did!

Anyway we went to taekowndo yesterday.  We are all signed up for testing this Saturday.  We got our detail strip (have to get 3 strips for adults and 4 for kids to even be able to test) and Mr. Johnson was pretty impressed with us missing almost 2 full weeks that we are right on track with where we are suppose to be at and he didn't have to correct anything on my form, DeLaney just needs to slow down a bit, and Coltin needs to work on memorizing his form a bit better and not looking to me all the time!

Then I had an odd thought pop in my head (you can tell I am like REALLY horny if I am having these types of odd thoughts!).  Mr. Johnson is not a bad looking man let me tell you.  And I know he has at least one young daughter but I have no clue if he is married or not.  Simply for the fact I know you can't go off the ring finger.  I don't wear a band and either does Randy.  And I have NEVER heard him talk about a wife just his daughter.  Okay the thought in the middle of taekowndo while I was helping with some of the kids Mr. Johnson was next to me and the first thing that popped in my head was:  "I wonder if he requires the person he sleeps with to call him Mr. Johnson when having sex?  I call Mr. Jones, AJ. (Who is a good looking guy also)  And his wife doesn't seem the type of person to scream out *MR. JONES!* during sex.  But Mr. Johnson is the type I think would get off on it!  Or better yet!  I bet he asks the ladies in his life to scream out *YES MASTER!*  You know because he carries the title Master for taekowndo." 

The problem wiht these odd thoughts, I have a bad BAD habit of asking the questions out loud!  I was biting my lip so hard by the time the class ended I had blood trickling down my chin!  Mr. Johnson noticed it and asked me about it!  OH MY GODS I almost blurted out the questions!  Normally I don't have a problem asking the odd thoughts in my head or the raunchy ones in this case, but not in front of kids!  So I lied!  I said my knee was hurting me and now I have the poor man worried about me!

And various thoughts like this continued thorugh out the night!  At the Chinese reastaruant we stopped for food concerning the lady cooking.  I wonder if her hubby gets tired of eating chinese food since she smells like it all the time and in a sense is Chinese!  That one was lame but hey I laughed at my own lil ill humoured and lame joke in my head!

Randy really needs to get his ass home Friday!