I need a song that can be played on a country radio station, a mix station, and a top 40s station basically saying Nenner Nenner Nenner we are still together!:D

See Randy and I are hitting the 9 year mark of our marriage this febuary.  I could wait for the 10 year mark but she might expect something out of me then, do it a year earlier and it will piss her the hell off!  Why would it piss her the hell off if she hears a nenner nenner nenner we are still together type song?

Well lets see.  Randy is her #1 ex hubby.  Matt is her #2 ex hubby and she is currently married to #3 hubby. 

She divorced Randy after 5 years of marriage and divorced Matt after 4 years of marriage.  Actually she asked for divorces a year before each ani hit.  She wipped both of them out of 10s of thousands of dollars, treats her kids from both like crap, knows how to work the system, and always lands on her feet.  Matt, Randy, Matt's family, Randy's mom and sister, myself, and my family all have a bet on when she will clean out hubby #3 and divorce him!  Especially now that he is legal father to Randy's two kids because she made it unbearable to try to even see the girls, broke us to the point we filed bankrupcy and ever since we finally said fuck it, talked to his girls and they could even see mommy is skanky bitch and realized until they were of age they wouldn't be able to see DeLaney and Coltin or Us with out problems we gave up parental rights to them.  We all live in the area so we can keep tabs on them so that isn't a big deal.  Plus Randy's dad is such an ass that he sees them all the time and gives Randy's sister updates who then tells his mom who tells us.  Plus my mom has to talk to the skank everyone once in a while and gets digs in on and hears things. 

Anyway.  The Bitch always bemoans the fact she can't find a decent man and the rumours on the wind between SD, IA, and NE is she and hubby #3 are starting to have the same issues Matt and Randy had with her.  Money, her going out and sleeping around, drugging it up, wanting and wanting, and basically showing her true colors and still has the support of various family members, hers, Randy's, Matts, and Now Jerry's hubby #3

I jsut want to rub it in that A I am Randy's 2nd wife and he is my 1st hubby and even though we have had a rough go of it and fight constantly (part of our marriage:P:D) we are still goign strong.  B She couldn't pop out a baby boy that Randy's daddy and she wanted with her but as soon as Randy got with me, a good spunky woman we popped out a boy:D  C I want to remind her we are back and going to be in the area and one day my promise to her will be kept:D

So again I need some help coming up with a Country song to be played on country stations and a song that can be played on top 40 and mixed stations.  I am going to make sure the song gets played on all the city stations, on radio stations near where she lives, and all the radio stations where she travels for work.  Just to rub it in her face that Randy and I will be celbrating 9 years of marriage!

Please!