I am lucky though.  My Iowan moved out of state when he graduated highschool and has lived on the East Cost and on board a Navy Ship for 10 years.  And when I married him after 3 years of my Nebraskan ass dealing with Idiots Out Wondering Around I conviniced my Iowan to get the fuck out of that State.  Iowa is only good for shopping and such in if you live near the boarders.

The incident that promoted this blog happened yesterday....late in the afternoon.  My hubby has a fucked over rebuilt dodge f250 power disel truck.  It is actually a pretty nice truck but it has some shitty ass tires on it right now until I can get them replaced.  Now we are living in Northeast NE where we have a lot of snow at the moement.  Not near as much as New York and other Eastern states but a lot.  Actually this is normal for us but we have been spoiled by nice warm winters in the past years. 

Okay now that I told you about his truck let me tell you what he has been doing since we have moved back.....my ol man has a chainsaw fetish.  He loves them!  He finds old ones and refurbishes them and gets them running again.  He is what I call an amature lumberjack.  Well since we have been back and near trees and woods that need to be thinned out and taken down due to dieses and dead growth, Randy has been in lumberjack heaven taken down trees and cutting up wood.

Randy decieded to get it into his head to drive the truck down by the various barns on the road and then power it up into our yard near the old orchard that he is cleaning up now.  Our yard is not flat but is basically a hill on all sides but one!  He has bad tires on his truck.  All I hear about when I want to use the truck for long drives is how bad the tires are.  The Idiot Out Wondering Around then does this stuipid shit and what does he do?  There is a dead tree near the garden area of the yard and he goes slidding in his truck and hits the tree on the driver's side and has the truck wedged against the tree. 

We get it unstuck after a good hour using a wench, my clothes line poles (the wench was run off of that-they are sunk in with concrete), and me driving back and forth.  Oh and a bit of kitty litter!  Once we got it off the side of the tree, I backed the dayum truck off of the snow covered hill (about 8-10 inches of snow) and got it back up to the house.

Needless to say I was livid!  The man got called everyname  in the book including Idiot Out Wondering Around and a dumb ass from Iowa!  I also made a point and pointing out how he constantly bitches about his tires and then what does he do!  Tries to take his truck up a snow covered hill and hits a tree!

The truck isn't that bad of condition.  He is lucky cause if I would have had to pay to fix his dayum driver side door it would have came out of his ass!  It has a slight dent in the driver's door and some lovely bark color scratches but can easily be fixed. 

My yard is tore up though and I am not to happy about that.  And Randy can't take the tree down yet cause he is going to have to use a tractor and some of help to make sure the top doesn't hit the house! 

Okay now you all know that I am married to an Idiot Out Wondering Around.......aka Iowan!