By the way........

I did something TERRIBLE! Are you ready for it? I did a Cali roll at a stop sign turning on to a hiway off the school road! GASP! See I told you it was terrible!

I knew I was caught as soon as the county deputy turned around. I started laughing. I almost pulled over before I got completely back in town but didn't. I wanted to make sure he was going to stop me and didn't get a call to go back towards my town first. As soon as I got out of town again, he flashed his lights at me!

LMAO it was the county deputy I went to school with! Lil Russel! He walked up and went to say license and registration please and I was like: "hello, Officer B!" Gave him my license and told him i had to pull out my registration and insurnace. He burst out laughing and goes you know why I stopped you and said yep I did a Cali roll! He was giggling on his way back to the SUV crusier.

A few minutes later he walks back hands me my information and said well I try to give EVERYONE I stop a verbal warning first unless they have been stopped else where by someone and then I give a written one. I have never stopped you before so you get a verbal. I said well hell, your going to burst Randy's bubble it's been like 5 or so years since I had a ticket and he gets them every 2 to 3 years back to back! Russel started laughign at me and told me the last thing on my record was a speeding ticket over 7 years ago! I was like HOT DAYUM!

So i took my verbal warnign and immeditally called Randy on the cell and said nenner nenner nenner! I jsut got stopped and only got a verbal warning! He is soooo pist!