mothers
I, myself, am a MILF! For those of you who do not know what MILF stands for: Mother I would like to Fuck! Simply because I am NOT ashamed of my streach marks, my sagging bobbies, or even my paunchy belly! You know why? I see them as battle scars of 10 months (that 9 month crap is bull!) of back to back pregnancies! I got this great lil, if not destructive, life force that is always going to be apart of my life. My children carry on a peice of my spirit, my essence, and my soul even after I die! They will always be around even when they or I am being an idiot!
Sure I want and made a deal with Randy if I go back down to my graduation weight from highschool, he would splurge on a tummy tuck for me. Simply because no matter how much weight I loose, thanks to having back to back kids my stomach muscles were pulled apart and away from their support. Thus I have the paunch of a belly. But you know what I am going to be doing the hard part with out surgery. And that is working to define my already sexy thick curves and dropping not only weight but inches and clothes sizes. Did I mention I only have 30 or so more lbs to lose? But the deal was I might have to wait a bit on my tummy tuck even after I make my goal! Why? Because bills, kids, and other things come before a $3,000 dollar to $10,000 dollar elective surgery! Those prices all depend on where you live. See I have done my research already!
What is a Yummy Mommy? Well some folks out there are saying this in place of a MILF. What they don't understand is a MILF was a WILF before she became a MILF! A woman I would like to fuck. To me, WILF's and MILF's are far sexier then any woman or man that has to go in for plastic surgery on an already perfect body. I don't want to be a Yummy Mommy! And I am far from looking like Mrs. Doubtfire like so many women are claiming to start looking like after having kids and then even before their body is completely healed from havnig a baby and even trying to loose the weight naturally are going in for face lifts, tummy tucks, lazer treatments, or even complete body lifts! Tell ya what! I want folks to know that I am a Mamma! Why would I want to look like some starving scrawny person who can't find decent clothes in the woman's section but has to go to their pre teen daughter's sectoin at the store? Sure if your naturally small and thin it is one thing but to try to keep up with your daughters and sons in the looks department, the "cool department" and the behavor department is just lame in my eyes.
People need to be happy with what the Gods and Goddesses gave them! And becoming a mamma and having your body turn to shit on you is one of the things they gave you. Sure some women are naturally inclined to go back to their thin bodies never looking like they gained a lb! Like my cousin Joe's wife, Kirstin! That woman irritates me on many levels but you know what I don't begrudge her late 30 year old ass one bit for being a small stature, average size woman who has had 4 children. Yes four children and still looks like she has not birthed one child at all. Nor do I begrudge my cousin Tom's wife for having the same amount of children and still looking thin and good looking! You know why? Because they work hard at being a mother and wife and they take the time to do for themselves. Just like I will give Kirsten and Kari a lot of credit, they both have looked at me with my medium sized body build with large muscle mass and tell me I am looking dayum good with my curves! And I have more energy then a lot of folks that are smaller then even them and can keep up with not only my children, but my husband (hell I run Randy ragged most of hte time) and still work hard at trying to become healthy! I know for a dayum fact I will never be a scrawny thing! I wasn't born that way!
I was almost a 10lb baby, I was thin and rowdy as a kid but as soon as puberty hit in the 5th grade I got curves. My hips and ass popped out, my boobs were only about a C cup and then boom after having 2 kids and multiple miscarriages I am now a D to DD cup depending on who makes the bra. And no matter how much weight I loose my cup size hasn't gone down! That is a genetic trait handed to me by both my grandmothers! I also have a genetic trait of a deeply but straight curved spine and a rib cage that protrudes more then other folks causing the family tummy. As a teenager I thought I was fat and now looking back at my year books I was thin with a tiny tummy and HOT. I am still HOT just have a little bit more to me to love!
What am I getting at? Simply put I know it is hard to age. I know it is hard to have babies seperatly giving your body time to heal, back to back or in multiples! But be happy with your body because you only get one! Sure a lil body work for those who are in actual need of it.......like those women who have multiple babies and their tummy's just look terrible now from all the loose skin even after loosing the weight, those women who are predisposed like myself to have a lil paunch at all times and now their paunch is some what gone and you have loose muscles and skin.........but you know what folks take your time and don't get the work done just because you feel insecure with what your body looks like right after having a baby! Did you all know that it takes 5 years after each birth for your womb and your innards to actually heal completely? You all thought tribal folks were crazy for not spitting out a kid every year or two! Well got news for you all, tribal folks thought us European folks were jsut as crazy for putting our bodies through that pain and suffering and causing the women great danger in having back to back kids! Work at being a mom first by taking the time to loose the weight, tighten up what you can and paying you bills.
Yummy Mommy's take out loans, dont' pay their bills, or put their family in a money crunch because instead of telling the world to take them as they are and being happy with how they look and realizing they are no longer carefree kids they are feeding into socieities need of having perfect bodies! I got news for you all, I rather see the models look like Marylinn and Betty Page then Naomie and Katie!
So are you a Yummy Mommy or a MILF?
