saikotikgunman brings us news from his neck of the woods in Pennsylvania about the crash of one of Oscar Mayer’s 12 “weinermobiles” – a 7,000 pound hot dog on wheels that promotes goodwill for the company across the country.  A few of the funnier quotes from the Gannett News Service story:

“Let's be frank: motor vehicle accidents aren't much fun for anyone.”

“Although they didn't relish the experience…”

“Johnson, the trooper, grilled the women briefly and concluded that a routine and sober spinout was all he had on his plate.”

“… that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."

"Usually we try to keep from scratching our buns …"