emo
Some deem them outlandish, while others have devoted websites to the current popular trend known as "emo" or "scene" hair. Reminiscent of 80's fashion, the most typical emo hair style is an androgynous lopsided cut with highlights to create an asymmetrical effect. 
Anyone who thinks humanity is anything more than the sum of our habits and instincts is an idiot. Sure, we're capable of intelligent thought, or at least that's what they say, I'm not convinced.
I don't know about a book, but this guy is HOT!
It's a guy?
Whoa.
Whoa.
It's not a guy?
Whoa.
Whoa.
It's true, this thing is a bit more masculine-looking than the average emo, but labeling them as belonging to one sex or the other is, at this point, completely superfluous. It is more accurate to categorize the lot of them as an asexual mutation, a regressive evolutionary step that erases any recognizable gender-specific trait in the subject.
Then... how do they mate? Is it sort of like earthworms?
I don't think they do. I mean, they appear to like tonsil hockey a lot, so I might be wrong about that. I don't think they seek to reproduce. Rather, they proselyte.
Virus...
I don't want to think about that. A virus actually duplicates its genetic structure. If this contact strain becomes airbourne, I'm declaring martial law.
At that point, it will do no good.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "black plague," doesn't it?
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "black plague," doesn't it?
*rimshot*
I assure you, there are many reasons to not have sex with that guy that don't involve his hair.
I like this hairstyle not because of symmetry, but because usually people pick a highlight color that complements their skin tone and eyes. And when people mess this part up, they look like morons, much akin to bronze-tanned ladies with bleach-blonde hair and unrealistically bright blue eyes.
Symmetry can kiss my ass. And I try hard to be symmetric on myself, too.
Symmetry can kiss my ass. And I try hard to be symmetric on myself, too.
That last bit sounds like something my mom did. She bleached her hair and then got a tan, and it looked really awful. My aunt made her dye it back to a darker color.
Good. Where do people get the idea that just because X is good and Y is good that X+Y is good?
emo is gross.
Emo is unnatural. :]
...yes, I believe that, at least, is an unavoidable conclusion.
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