Don’t Open Your Presents Early; You Might Get Stabbed

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It’s a mere couple of hours until Christmas in the US, so you’re probably safe, but it has been learned that last week a woman stabbed her husband after she discovered that he had opened his presents too early. According to police reports, Misty Johnson of Rock Springs, Wyoming stabbed her husband Shawn after his early opening of a Christmas present lead to an argument.

Fortunately, Shawn was treated and released from a hospital a few hours after the incident.

So, the moral of the story is not to sneak a peek at your gifts if you have a potentially psychotic spouse.

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cas on

Re: Don’t Open Your Presents Early; You Might Get Stabbed

Nothing says "the birth of Jesus" like a freshly healed stab wound. Or was that everything but the stab wound? Hmm...

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divyneactress on

Re: Don’t Open Your Presents Early; You Might Get Stabbed

Oh my goodness. I live in Wyoming and my uncle is on the police force in Rocksprings. We have wierd shit like that happen all the time. Like in Cheyenne, We had this airforce guy sniper shoot his astranged wife while she performed at the Old Chicago. And a few years ago we had this guy get beat to death in front of his friends, just because he was standing up for a girl that was getting beat up by the guy he confronted. His friends didn't even help him. How crazy! Wyoming is for fucked up people. I am getting the hell out of this place as soon as I get a crappy education! Hellz yeahz