AMEN on the talkers during movies! That is one of those things that makes me go manic in a very short amount of time!

It makes me so mad, even whether I'm at home or in the theater.  One lady I know is always asking questions because she can't stand the suspense! LOL!

I know! But the suspense is just too damn much sometimes!
"girl whats gonna happen?!"
"Oh my God! he's gonna kill him isnt he!?"

Ugh! That just makes me so mad!

First, the music at the beginning cracks me UP!

 

Um yes...9 out of 10 times when I see someone driving like a fucktard, they're on the phone.

 

LOL! Shut up INDEED!

 

I was a waitress...and i've encountered dipshits like this. For some reason, eating establishments reward bad behavior. The louder and more obnoxious you are, the more free food you get. Assholes.

 

A short break? I'm still sitting here waiting bitch!

For some reason, eating establishments reward bad behavior. The louder and more obnoxious you are, the more free food you get...

 

Pehaps that happens because one hopes that the offending person will stuff their mouth full of food that they can no longer talk and be annoying. 

Doesn't it kinda sound like porn music?

 

Keep waiting bitch. You know you love it! LOL!

It does! It makes me crack up because its like techno-porn. I pictured like..a lily-white skinned girl with long thick pink hair, like some kind of futuristic porno.  

 

And yes, yes I do. Whore. LOL

woot!  i'm loving this...i have my own, front row center seat for A Great Program.  i was laughing outloud at the way you structured pet peeve #1..."you need to own that....and get off the damn phone and drive the damn car."  oh, amen! 

 

i don't know if you're aware of it, but you have some very subtle facial movements that are so perfect; you may be a frabjous teacher, but i think you may have missed your calling as an actress.  truly.

 

ok, i'm waiting for #4+...c'mon, girl...don't make your adoring public wait.

 

p.s.  i think you need to make several *commercials* for us to play while we wait for the next episode.  you wanna work on that in your copious free time????  *ducks 'n runs like hell*

Commercials! Hell, the video is bad enough! How much crappy editing can people really take? LOL!

 

I've done a little acting, but I guess I never thought I was that good.

pfffft. i'm talking 20 seconds on a product you love.  whatever it is.   let your *not right* mind run free.  *snirks*

Okay, Toot.

Some responses..
I bet the woman on the cellphone was talking to her friend saying she was at the thatre but didn't catch what hapenned because her friend would not answer her.
She had so many questions because she couldnt find pancakes the right temperatures so her bloof sugar level was low.

Solutions

(1) The Restaurant should have a " Goldilocks Not Served here Policy".

(2) In the last town I live in I heard a woman complaiun unreasonably to a waitress yelling  "The customer is Always Right"

Guess what Did..I was leaving town soon so what the hell  I stood up and in a loud voice said

"Excuse me Maam, I saw everything that hapenned and this time the customer was wrong and the waitress was right and even if she made a mistake you didn'ty have to treat her that way"..
"She said  well I have never...I am leaving this town.."

I said " Fine the bridge back home is 40 miles south of here its the end of the summer and we are sick of your kind. She paid the wautress and as she left I got a standing ovation

Someone bought me a desert for my action.

When I left the restaurant I thought I heard folks mumble.  "Who was that short, hairy fair haired man"..

Someone said  " Thats Melanie and Nathans Dad his kids work in restaurants"

I bet the woman on the cellphone was talking to her friend saying she was at the thatre but didn't catch what hapenned because her friend would not answer her.
She had so many questions because she couldnt find pancakes the right temperatures so her bloof sugar level was low.

 

So basically this woman is the sole cause off all of my grief! LOL!

 

LOL @ the Goldilocks comment.