Yesterday, I pulled out the old resistance training cords so the kiddo and I could do some strengthening and toning exercises.  Because she was having a hard time using them, I would demonstrate each exercise and how to manipulate the cords to fit each exercise. She was still having some trouble doing sit ups, so I told her to lie flat on her back and raise both of her legs off the the floor.  She needed a visual demonstration so I proceeded to put my feet in the two bottom handles (my cords have four handles) and I grabbed the other two handles and pulled my arms to my chest like I was doing bicep curls. When I tried to lift my legs off the ground... nada.  Then, I changed the position of my arms by spreading them out like I was making a T with my body. I did this thinking it would give me more leverage.  When I tried to lift my legs again -- nuthin'.  Next, I tried to lift my arms over my head. I figured this would give the cords more tension, which would help.  After a few seconds of grunting and struggling, the damned handles slipped off my feet!  Meanwhile, the kiddo was trying very hard not to laugh at her momma.   Finally, I tried doing it again with my hands over my head.  When I tried to lift my legs, my left foot slid all the way through and my leg got hung up in the handle!  That did it for the poor kiddo and she just erupted into laughter! LOL!

 

She took the resistence cords from me and proceeded to do the exercise I tried to show her. 

"Like this Momma?"

"Yeah," I replied winded, "Just like that."

 
   

 


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be42677 on
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hahahahaha!  Okay, I'm sorry - but that was such a funny story!  Poor momma...not very smooth in front of the kiddo, huh?!?  LOL! 
myclette on
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That was an understatement my friend. LOL!  I think I got more of a workout with that demonstration than I did with the exercises I could actually do.

be42677 on
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"Oh to have had a video camera!"...that's what I think your daughter was thinking!!!  hahahaha!   
myclette on
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She would have sold me out to YouTube!
almost23 on
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
lizardbeth on
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Stupid exercise equipment stuff. I know you can use that stuff - I'm sure it was just defective. *nods head*
myclette on
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Yeah, that's it, it was the equipment. Uh huh....
sandyquill on
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*cough* Free weights are easier *cough*



You are a good mama to show her the right stuff.
myclette on
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But they aren't as funny, I guess.

 

Thanks Sandy.

josiejunk on
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Don't you just hate when shit like that happens.
myclette on
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I only made kids laugh at my shennanigans when I was trying to demonstrate science experiments. 
josiejunk on
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I just hate that "look" they give you, you know like, "Ok, Mom has gone off the deep end..."
myclette on
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I get that look every day.
daenarys on
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We will blame it on the exercise machine goblins! They made the handle slip.. yeah... *shifty eyes* or something
myclette on
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Got damned goblins! They mess it up for everyone!  Yeah, it was the goblins! *nods*


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