love
Hasn't failed me yet!
I might repost my answers to these questions if I prove to myself, and you, that they're witty enough... Okay. Ahem! here goes:
What is the meaning of life?
That we all have our own truth and we're here to tell it.
) Does god exist?
Yes, but not in human form and certainly comes in many forms. In fact the very concept of a God is too big for our tiny human brains to fathom, so we make up forms for God to appear to us in.
Where does the sock that your dryer eats actually go?
Usually gets crumpled up with bras that have long lost their elasticity (elastic city? Ugh, I knew I was gonna misspell somethin'!) and usually the sock is, like most of my socks, all mix-matched and I'm too lazy to throw it away and get new pairs...
Why do mothers say 'because I said so!'?
Because often, they know so and since they babysit our asses too much, they've earned the right not to have to explain every thing. My mother even got to the point where she got sick of saying "I said so" and started tossing books at me. By that time I was no longer a toddler, so I was okay. Eventually, deprived of other distractions, I actually read those books and figured crap out on my own.
Why don't dad's understand why we're so irritable once a month?
Somehow, in the course of spending so much time with us, they forget we have a menstrual cycle. I think it's because they get too concerned with themselves to notice much about women anyway.
Why don't teachers ever let you go to the bathroom when you ask?
Usually the kids who ask do so out of nervousness. Teachers are rather good at guessing when it's a REAL potty emergency and when it's just an excuse to escape the classroom. However, a few times in my experience, I did lose bladder control and was punished for it. Eventually it got to be such a problem that my mother lit a fire under my teachers' collective asses so that I could go when I needed to. I'll never forget that.
One time, in high school, a guy got so sick and tired of a teacher not letting him have a hall pass so he could urinate, so he just whipped it out in front of her and peed into the garbage can at the front of the class!
Okay, that's my two cents worth. Later!
~V
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Hmmm *wanders off to invest in Haynes socks*