The following musings and ramblings are bought to you by my laptop and things observed while on the campus of the University of Houston.
- GET A ROOM!! As I walked into the University Center I was pleased to see that there was an empty chair in front of the television that is always on the same College MTV channel. A seat in the UC is greatly coveted. I gleefully whipped out my laptop so I could goof off until I my next class which doesn't start for another 2 1/2 hours. As the laptop booted up, I saw that there was an overweight, yet adorable couple sitting in the loveseat in front of me. Aww... isn't that sweet! I thought. They look so in love! Suddenly, they started making out right there! They were no longer cute and sweet. I tried pay attention to the goings-on with my laptop, but the kissing sounds made me want to retch. It was worse than watching them! As some of you know, I'm very sensitive to sounds and I really, REALLY hate mouth noises! Mouth breathers get on my nerves and the sound of people's dentures slipping set my teeth on edge. Anyway, the poor girl to the right of me looked like she was enjoying her Chick-Fil-A sandwich before they started making out. She just made a face, started chewing more slowly and finally just left. LOL!
- Why did I wear these cute shoes on campus? That's a big no-no! Sure, they look great with my shirt, but now my feet hurt! Damn my vanity!
- *Pats self on the back* Yesterday while halfway watching CSI: New York, the victim had a needle wedged inside his brain. The medical examiner cut open his brain to pull the needle out and I correctly identified that it was wedged inside the corpus collosum area. (woohoo! go me!) It was an interesting episode because the victim was a gifted scientist. The medical examiner said that the needle that got lodged in his brain when he was a baby, made the connection of the victim's two hemispheres closer which caused greater communication between the two sides of his brain. In essence, the needle in his brain was the reason why the victim was a genius.
- Considering the fact that I have a test next Thursday, I should take advantage of this long break I have between classes and study. Why am I not studying???? After all, according to some douchebag scientist that Noelle67 blogged about recently, I should try to get a head start since racially, I'm genetically predispositioned to be dumber than my white and Asian contemporaries. *rolls eyes*