I would never write such a thing.  This is obviously an obsessed fan writing as me and posting it on the internet.  My autobiography titled, Never Dirty, Never Sloppy but Always Nasty will be available in Spring 2006.  Mullows once again is a liar and a pirate.

When does the Karma Sutra book, Everything You Didn't Realize You Needed to Know About Sex and Even  Some of the Things You Never Wanted to Know About Sex - From the Dirty Sanchez to the Nasty Ulmer, hit stores?  

It'll be out soon.  I tried the Nasty Ulmer to a girl before and I thought my asshole was going to implode.  Very difficult to do.

LOL........wait, i'm still LOL......LOL........me LOL long time

Sucky sucky five dollah?

omg you guys are onery today.......it's too funny.....has u.nasty seen this yet?

We are not onery.  We are well cultured.  I was simply quoting a line from the Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket.  You know, the one with the touching, emotional dialogue like "You're from Texas?  The only things that come from Texas are steers and queers and you don't much look like a steer to me."  Aaaah, timeless.  It's really poetry.

Sorry, on a serious note, I thought you were referencing Full Metal Jacket.  A Vietnamese prostitute says "sucky sucky five dollah.  me love you long time."

Ok, so we're ornery.

yeah... iknow the movie ... i know the lines.... duh... on a big red truck..j/k.... so where is nasty? i figured he would already have a back up entry ready to go? mmmm maybe you hit a sensetive spot with that last one ....lol

Hmmm, maybe I speak the truth and he's ashamed to admit it.  

this just in from the AP...... uncle nasty is refueling!

Completely out of gas.  He stalled and sputtered on the way to making fun of me.  Now he is broken down on the side of the road in a desert with nothing but vultures around.

oh .. well... what a bummer... poor nasty. mmm....should we help him?

You have to ask yourself one question:  would he help us?

ummm...mmmph... you are missing the advantage here mullows, the real question is just how onery are you?

I don't think that's relevant at all and I refuse to answer such personal and downright dispicable questions.

what... omg... whatever..... lol...... obviously not onery enough to indulge in having nasty on his knees, in the middle of a desert, begging for your help.... oh just throw the dog a bone why don't you! otherwise he'll probably just bug ya for days trying to come up with something he deems worthy of his nasty lil blog.

Hahahaha.  I don't even want to tarnish this response by making one of my own.  I will just laugh.  See, this is me laughing: Hahahahahaha.

Thank you for your concern Leskc, Mullows is a bastard and I am saving up for an ultimate Mullows so diabolical that even Mullows will have to admit defeat.  I'm about three or four days away from this posting though - but when it hits, Mullows will be done for.  Finished I tell you!  Muw-hahahahahahaha!

this whole lil conversation here was like the highlight of my day.... you guys crack me up!

And just think, this type of high quality entertainment is free...for now...

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

That is impossible because Mullows isn't funny.  He's my lackey, my side kick, he's a nobody, a wash up.  I'm the comic here.

You got nothin'.  You solely exist because of me.  If I wasn't here you'd have no one to bash.  You'd have no humor.  You would not be accepted.  You'd be shunned.

I made you.  By applying to your first post and legitimizing you I made you.  You are here because of me and I demand my percent of the profits.

I've actually made a huge following by making fun of one Pooh Dizzle.  I made fun of him years before we ever met.  I am the 'Making Fun of Pooh' Master, trained for over 15 years in the art of the Pooh Bash.  The Mullows Bash is not as powerful...but it's getting there. 

You need me.  Without me no body would think you were "nice" because they wouldn't have me as the bad guy.  You'd just be "boring Mullows" all alone, fading away to a life of Nastyless blogs.

Oh how foolish you are.  As soon as they get tired of you I'll still by the nicest, funniest, most charming, most thought-provoking, and most incredibly handsome blogger on MindSay.

I don't care for this chapter as much as I do the following one: Chapter five- When Mullows Tried To Rape Me & How He Failed. Or chapter nine- Uncle Nasty And Mullows Sitting In A Tree... K-I-C-K-I-N-G (the shit out of each other with their cruel, yet witty words).

Orrrrrrrrrr my personal favorite: Chapter 13- Mary-Kate and Kristina: The Women (and brains) Behind The Men