wtf.First of all, I realize that the time for me to scrap this blog has come and gone, but I have more to say!
.Ok, I'll be the first one to admit, I have a myspace. Yeah... it's embarrassing. But it's great for fun little things like what happened today.
.When I signed on this afternoon (something I rarely do) I saw that I had new friend requests. I got kind of excited. I saw that one was a boy named Andrew who wasn't particularly ugly. A message was part of his friend request. It said, "hey b my friend. r u gay?" I, of course, would normally have completely ignored this ridiculous request, but today I felt like making fun of someone I'm totally better than.
.After adding him without viewing his profile (which was stupid), I decided to go to his profile and see just how ridiculous this guy was. It was/is pretty bare. Almost no information. There was a small paragraph under his about me. I normally ignore this section. It usually says something like "I hate doing this sort of thing," before the person proceeds to ramble on about themselves for another 700 words. For some reason, I felt like reading his. I'd like to share some of it with you.
."sup? wut doin my nigga? my name is andrew." Hi, Andrew. "im 18... i plan to become a weldin engineer when im grown." He's actually in fetal form right now. He's waiting for lab assistance in his growth process. "i am gay and have recently come out to a few of my close friends." Good for you! Now more than just your close friends will know since you've created a public profile on a very public website. This next statement caught me a little off-guard: "love catchin a whole lot but i like pitchin too." Seriously? Did you really just post that on your public profile? Oh, but it gets worse. "i nair my ass crack regularly for obvious reasons. normally i shave down ther but decided 'bush time!'" Need I really say anything? "i love fun. now more than ever cuz th doc says im depressed (dumbass) and prescribed happy pills." I'm not making this up. He really said that. On his profile. His public profile.
.I should probably delete him from my friends before he puts me in his top 8.
.I leave you with Andrew's immortal words with which he left me, "Anywho have fun. be my friends :) peace dogs."
.Ok, I'll be the first one to admit, I have a myspace. Yeah... it's embarrassing. But it's great for fun little things like what happened today.
.When I signed on this afternoon (something I rarely do) I saw that I had new friend requests. I got kind of excited. I saw that one was a boy named Andrew who wasn't particularly ugly. A message was part of his friend request. It said, "hey b my friend. r u gay?" I, of course, would normally have completely ignored this ridiculous request, but today I felt like making fun of someone I'm totally better than.
.After adding him without viewing his profile (which was stupid), I decided to go to his profile and see just how ridiculous this guy was. It was/is pretty bare. Almost no information. There was a small paragraph under his about me. I normally ignore this section. It usually says something like "I hate doing this sort of thing," before the person proceeds to ramble on about themselves for another 700 words. For some reason, I felt like reading his. I'd like to share some of it with you.
."sup? wut doin my nigga? my name is andrew." Hi, Andrew. "im 18... i plan to become a weldin engineer when im grown." He's actually in fetal form right now. He's waiting for lab assistance in his growth process. "i am gay and have recently come out to a few of my close friends." Good for you! Now more than just your close friends will know since you've created a public profile on a very public website. This next statement caught me a little off-guard: "love catchin a whole lot but i like pitchin too." Seriously? Did you really just post that on your public profile? Oh, but it gets worse. "i nair my ass crack regularly for obvious reasons. normally i shave down ther but decided 'bush time!'" Need I really say anything? "i love fun. now more than ever cuz th doc says im depressed (dumbass) and prescribed happy pills." I'm not making this up. He really said that. On his profile. His public profile.
.I should probably delete him from my friends before he puts me in his top 8.
.I leave you with Andrew's immortal words with which he left me, "Anywho have fun. be my friends :) peace dogs."
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