.So... omg.
.Tonight was Midnight Breakfast. It's at a secret time every year (except I found out ahead of time). Security goes around with a siren and wakes everyone up at midnight to go to commons and be served breakfast by the school faculty.
.It's a crazy thing.
.Apparently, four years ago, some guy got on a table and sang the national anthem in the nude. So... we half-jokingly said somebody should do it to keep the tradition going. A guy in my house agreed to do it. He chose my table, my entire house sang the national anthem, and the elderly security guy's answer? "No harm, no foul."
.In case anyone was wondering, he's uncircumcised.