.It's in the seventies today in D.C... You're right, Republicans: global warming isn't real. Hell is freezing over and the heat came here.
.This is because Obama and Clinton have tied after Super Tuesday. I'm pretty sure it's unprecedented.
.The sad thing is, I feel like this was a race for my affection. Today, after this overblown race of ridiculousness, I can't decide between the two democratic candidates either. I was all for Obama for a while... until I suddenly stopped liking what he was saying and he lost his likability with me. Everyone with whom I work is all for Clinton. I only know one who likes Obama. He's different. Well, after hearing so much pro-Clinton-ness, I actually started to feel a way I never thought I would: I like Hillary. I honestly like her. She's a bitch, and I like her. I like a lot of what she says, I think she's smart and she knows exactly what she's doing. Then, to add to the confusion, when I woke up this morning and saw the photograph of Clinton and assumed that she had won, I was a little depressed. I thought, "Oh no... Obama. We were friends. Come back." I have no idea what I'm thinking. I'm so politically confused. I'm just glad the party has to make a decision eventually, because I can't. Maybe I should just choose Mike Huckabee, as suggested by my friend Micah. He says the apocalypse would be interesting.
.Why didn't people realize the fantasticness of Edwards? I would have said, "Screw Obama and Clinton." I wouldn't be politically confused.
.And God said, "Are you kidding me? And listen to another southern dialect blasted over the news-waves for the next four years? Denied!"
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