You gave three different girls their first kisses? I'm a little sad about that, Jared.

.It's a long story... I didn't kiss-rape them.

So, Jared, we have this post, where you say three girls (at most) were given their first kisses by you on one night.  Granted, you described you as "disturbed" in your opening statement.

 

But then you have the following post. And these two together makes it all very amusing.

 

The worst thing about it is that it was three girls (again, at most).  You're young, you're experimenting . . . but three.

 

Kapeesh.

 

.It's a long story.

thats kinda funny that you were more worried about the extra o missing in the too instead of the girl that got killed(?) haha =)

.You make it sound so sadistic. I'm kinda sad now.

im sorsy i wasnt trying to make you sad!! i promise. happy thoughts... at least shes in a better place (hopefully.)

.I don't hold it against you. We just can't be friends now, that's all... I kid.

You must remember that the sadistic comment is simply a response to your doing.

 

Damn pragmatst .

 

Perhaps you did not mention that you, during all of this hulabaloo, were drunk?

.Heh... no. Alcohol and I don't get along very often because it tastes like alcohol. And I'm like, "Yo, Alcohol--you smell like I'm cleaning sharpie off a cd cover and you taste like I was licking it too." And Alcohol was all like, "Yeah? Well if you don't like the boat, swim! All the cool kids are doing it!" And then I thought about it, and I said, "You're right! Everyone who could possibly be considered cool gets smashed on a regular basis!" The I took Alcohol by the hand and gently helped him down a long flight of stairs...

oh, well o.k. ... that sounds fun.