1.Yeah....orange allert.  They took my freaking toothpaste damn it....a new tube still hermetically sealed in its own pristine box.  But that was not the worst.  The worst was that The Man had leant me his flask with homemade vanilla rum in it so that daughter (and Muffy) and I could toast the nuptuals.  Damn if they didn't take it away from me...pour it out but at least I got The Man's flask back......can I sue for alchol abuse?  On the way back they took my face cream...because it was in a large plastic tube...got it there but couldn't get it back......hmmmm not like airports talk to one another huh?  Orange alert my ass.

2.At least Tina only had to fly ONE puddle jumper.  I got TWO.  Had to climb stairs in the plane and stairs out...what a pain.

3.  Hotel ---Yeah, what Tina said in spades. At least it was a NICE hotel, even tho poor Tina had to smoke outside and at least I now know where Kent and Akron are in relationship to each other and no...Muffykins you're NEVER gonna live that one down.

4. Good part -  Muffykins and Mr. Muffykins chauferred us around including to the airport to leave....it was a nice thing for them to do....TY muchly guys!

5.  Wedding - Yes.  Muffy was 15 minutes late to her own wedding.  Her dress was beautiful but she hadn't quite figured out how to get into it without ruining her nails....which the night before the wedding, had to all come off because who ever did them, blistered her fingers....so the fall back position was Lee Press On Nails.

6.  You know how every wedding has a glitch or two?  The guy who was in charge of the boom box didn't level it....so you guessed it...the CD they'd lovingly recorded for their wedding march was skipping every other minute.....go figure...goes to show some men are not mechanically inclined.

7.  Yeah I was a bad, bad girl. Two of the "Family" members who could not be present sent me there with specific instructions, so yes.  For Stacy I 'kissed Muffy's ass" and Cai had said..."bite me'...So of course when Muffy turned the other cheek I did.....yeah...I'm evil...I did it right in front of her mother.....Heh, heh, heh.

8.  The Haircut... Tina is right...its a mullet ....he should have let Tina cornrow it.  Told Muffy she should count her blessings...at least it wasn't a Prince Vallant....or a spiked green Mohaw and hair does grow back.. 

Muffy was overwhelmed that Tina and I went...that some of her online Family made it....it was great to finally meet Tina...after all these years....and why am I NOT surprised daughter that Jae had a thing about your clevege?  Is this the place where I say...my daughter Tina is stacked?  *blinks innocently.

All in all we had a  blast and no, it won't be so long the next time before there is another girls road trip...who knows who next we may decend on.......*evil giggle.

Oh and yes...in the traditional way of the Family while I didn't threaten Mr. Muffykins with death and dismemberment if he dared to hurt Muffy I DID tell him while we were getting out of the car to catch our planes home to "take care of our girl".  He's well aware that some of the other Family members are not as...um...have tempers unlike Tina and I.......The good news is that he worships the ground (as he should) she walks on. I got the feeling that even tho he is quiet, that he's very good to her and she is well aware that he is not the run of the mill man.  I wish you both happiness.