
i didn't sleep there last night either. i got really sick at work so i went to my house and went "moooom?" and i slept here. i got the note though, thank you darlin!! it was worth a really long time of smiles
Your car shall cometh in the hither Northness of tomorrow... upon yonder horizon the sun will awaken the demoness priests to raise their objects and begin poking your beast with greatness.... you like that analogy?..... by the way.... just to remind you..... that peanut butter, jelly, and chocolate sandwhich was the best shit I've ever had.... don't get raped by Stevland..... don't let him drive you home....I made that mistake.... I've learned my lesson.................*door opens* oh shizzy....... "Hey Stevland? How the fuck did you get in my house considering all my doors are locked?!" "Damn woman, why you got to bring down da Jamaican, I just want to make you feel good." "Well..... I called the police about 10 minutes ago because I was scared you'd show up here anyway out of the blue and for no reason whatsoever but to be the Jamaican horny man you are." "Yea.... I'm too relaxed to do the sexy stuff.".......hehehehehe I should write a story..... hell yea dawgy. Sorry ... just random babble that i enjoy delightfully to make.
Your car shall cometh in the hither Northness of tomorrow... upon yonder horizon the sun will awaken the demoness priests to raise their objects and begin poking your beast with greatness.... you like that analogy?..... by the way.... just to remind you..... that peanut butter, jelly, and chocolate sandwhich was the best shit I've ever had.... don't get raped by Stevland..... don't let him drive you home....I made that mistake.... I've learned my lesson.................*door opens* oh shizzy....... "Hey Stevland? How the fuck did you get in my house considering all my doors are locked?!" "Damn woman, why you got to bring down da Jamaican, I just want to make you feel good." "Well..... I called the police about 10 minutes ago because I was scared you'd show up here anyway out of the blue and for no reason whatsoever but to be the Jamaican horny man you are." "Yea.... I'm too relaxed to do the sexy stuff.".......hehehehehe I should write a story..... hell yea dawgy. Sorry ... just random babble that i enjoy delightfully to make.
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