[Blog #97] --- Content --- [Friday] - Countryside Run & Guitar ZEROES

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Blog #97

Countryside Run & Guitar ZEROES 

 

 

Mam woke me up this morning - wandering around the house "BLASTIN' BANGIN' CHOONS ON HER FONE M8" like a right chav.

I woke up at about half 12 - after falling asleep several times and waking up again.

 

Mam finally got me to wake up when she asked me to tie a bow on her sleeve.

Apparently the way I tie bows is silly - she thinks my shoes come undone all the time.

The only shoes I wear that come undone all the time are my pink and black striped Converse - and I don't even know why that is.

My Rocketdogs never come undone. Mwah, Velcro for the win.

 

There's nothing wrong with the way I tie bows.

Just because I don't do funky loops, I take two loops and tie them together instead.

 

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I went downstairs and told mam I'd came to FORAGE.

David was in the living room - he heard and found it proper piss.

 

I went and got dressed, after realising there was sod all in to eat.

I was originally planning on having a Muller Corner and some Pom-Bears - but David suggested we go out for a drive to a greasy spoon caff.

 

Mam didn't want to go to a caff, but they settled on going out to "Lord Stones" - which apparently is off Carlton Bank.

Either way - it was a massive drive through the countryside with endless fields to look at.

Oh, and endless Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack to listen to.

 

I don't mind the first 4 songs - and the 13th track - Jaiho - that's alright.

Mam proper plays that over and over again. She got David liking it too and ended up bluetoothing him it later.

 

During the shitty songs, I played my dying iPod.

Dear Lisa has been in the red battery all day - but she hasn't died yet.

She'll have to have a big charge-up before I go back to college on Monday.

 

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Anyway, we got to Lord Stones - I had Coke and they had coffee.

David got a bacon and egg bun, mam got a black pudding bun (LOLWHAT?!) and I got a burger in a bun. We got a bowl of chips to share between us, but I ate most of them.

The chips were like 7 inches long. Crazy lengths.

 

We were going to sit outside, but it started getting too breezy, so we ate inside instead.

 

After we'd eaten, we went for a walk behind the building.

People were flying kites shaped like dragons.

 

We got to the edge of this massive hill - and we had a debate over whether you'd die or not if you rolled down it.

I didn't stand as close to the edge as they were - I hate heights.

I did enjoy looking out at the English countryside scenery though. If I'd had a camera, I'd have gotten some mint landscape shots.

 

This hill sparked off a big discussion about cheese-rolling.

Such random shite. My mam can be almost as spontaneous as me sometimes.

 

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When we got back, mam went to the doctor's to get me some more pills.

I have to make an appointment in a month to get another blood pressure test.

I don't mind those - it's blood tests involving needles that make me shit.

Blood pressure tests just make your arm go proper numb.

 

When she was gone, I watched A Touch Of Frost.

The bastards though - I was just getting into it - then it ends. The rest of it gets shown on Monday at 4PM.

I should be home by then, so I better remember to watch it.

 

Mam came back - she'd been to Morrison's too - got me some ham (as I'd said earlier I wanted a ham and cheese omelette) and some Rolo doughnuts.

I ate one and then hid them in the cupboard away from my dad's cake-loving hands. I want to save them so us lot can eat them tomorrow.

I'd give up mine for him if he desparatley wanted one like. That's if he finds them.

 

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Mam had got some of those natural jelly sweets - the Forbidden Fruits.

We ate those and watched the 300th episode of The Simpsons.

I've seen that one about 4 times. It's not brilliant, but it's alright.

 

I don't know if I have a favourite episode like.

My favourite character is Lisa, though. :)

 

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The three of us played Guitar Hero: World Tour after that.

 

Neither of them could pass Scream Aim Fire on EASY BASS.

There I was busting my arse on EXPERT LEAD and they were the ones failing.

 

Likewise when I played Mr. Crowley with mam - I was pulling off all these ripping solos (actually doing them a lot better than I normally do), and she was failing on EASY BASS.

 

Really.

 

Both mam and David were attempting to distract each other on Dammit by playing with my thunder tube.

They were actually distracting me a bit at points. I still managed 98% with David and 99% with Mam like.

 

 

Then I showed David our film trailer.

There'd been random mentions of Ashleigh all day - so I felt I ought to show her in her full Jonathan-esque glory. Lmfao, David was actually convinced she WAS a man at points.

 

Aw, bless her. :)

 

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Shelly's texted me saying she can't come tomorrow.

I've texted her back asking why - but I haven't gotten an answer. :(

 

Hopefully I'll find out why...

Knowing her mam it'll be a fucking stupid reason like.

 

I still hope if Shelly can't come, that Ash still can.

I'd rather have just one than none.

 

I like it best when it's all three of us - but maybe I do need to spend a day alone with Ash. I haven't done that in a really long time.