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Blog #96
Challenges, Cola & Cuddles
I had one of those mornings where you keep waking up and forcing yourself to go back to sleep to kill time today.
I woke up at HALF SEVEN - WHAT THE FUCK MATE.
Then I fell asleep again, got woken up by Shelly texting me at about half 9.
Then I tried going to sleep again - and I eventually got up at half 11.
I had nothing to do, I just wanted it to be 12 so Shelly could be here.
Even so, she didn't get here until quarter to 1.
Before she arrived, I ate cheesy hotdogs and a strawberry shortcake Muller Corner.
My word, those white shortcake balls are lush. They're crunchy, but really soft.
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I was really restless and agitated waiting for Shelly - so went downstairs and watched some of the Cannibal Corpse 'Centuries Of Torment' DVD that Paul - mam's friend - bought me a year ago.
I haven't actually gotten around to watching it yet...
But now I've seen a little of it, I might watch the rest when I get a few hours spare.
(I always have hours spare, but I waste them... I must stop doing that.)
Shelly came when I'd been watching it for around 20 minutes.
I turned on the Hammer Smashed Face live performance and we sat on the sofa together and made out.
LMFAO, THE FIRST TIME I MAKE OUT TO A SONG, AND IT'S CANNIBAL CORPSE.
P-M-S-L!
I have a few songs I'd like to have sex to...
- Crazy On You - Heart
- Ivory Tower - Blackmore's Night
- Morning Star - Blackmore's Night
- Ghost Of A Rose - Blackmore's Night
- Shadow Of The Moon - Blackmore's Night
- Fires At Midnight - Blackmore's Night
- Polaris - Ash
- Our Truth - Lacuna Coil
Pmsl, in general - I WANT TO HAVE SEX TO BLACKMORE'S NIGHT!
They be a very sexy band. :)
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Our sex session today lasted for aproximatley 2 hours. :)
Shelly is starting to learn when she's taken teasing me a little too far.
It turns me on for the first 15 minutes, but go any longer than that and it pisses me off.
This is the first time we've been securley alone for quite a while - so we got naked. :)
I gave her a lot of attention, and she gave me a fair bit.
Today, I tied her up.
She said she isn't too comfortable with being tied up, unless she's relaxed and she really trusts the person. I know she trusts me - some of the things she's let me do, she's not ever let anyone else do to her.
It feels weird being dominant - I do enjoy it, but I'd still choose dominated over dominating. :)
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Sex is thirsty work, and seeing as how I've spent the entire week drinking dilutable orange juice out of flavoured liquid desparation - I scraped together a few pound coins, and Shelly and I went for a walk to ASDA.
Cherry Coke and Coca-Cola were on offer - 2 litres for £1 each.
Which is fucking mint - in college, it's £1 for 500ml. In most shops, it's 89p for 500ml.
(Home Bargains is out of the question - 45p for 500ml - which still makes ASDA cheaper on this one. :D)
I also bought some cheese & onion Pom-Bears.
They were beside the spicy Transform-A-Snack - which I was tempted by, but I'd thought of Pom-Bears first, so I went with my original choice. Shelly hasn't tried T-A-S either, so I decided not to risk it.
There were chavs in front of us at the till.
They were drinking Cherry Coke they'd got from the fridges beside.
I hate people who eat things before they pay for them - it's dodgy as fuck.
I also predicted and told Shelly my prediction - that their little bratty bastard child was going to make off with one of the gift cards - and he did.
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We returned, ate junk food - Oreos, chocolate bars, Pom-Bears and Coke.
Then we turned to Guitar Hero: World Tour.
We played a few songs - getting scores on songs that didn't have any, and beating old scores that only had 4 stars.
How the fuck did Ash and Shelly manage to only get 4 stars on What I've Done on Expert?
I must've been singing it - but Shelly and I managed to beat that score without the addition of the vocalist.
I did get 100% like, so that probably contributed.
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After mam came back - she agreed to do me some fried eggs.
Last night she declined my request and that pissed me off.
Shelly said she'd have made me some, but I managed to get my mam to.
And even then, her "hard yolks" are as hard as fucking sponge.
(Bad comparision. I can't really make 'hard' comparisons without phallic references, and we can do without those.)
Shelly had spaghetti on toast - and I was sat beside her for about 15 minutes waiting for her to finish them.
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We returned upstairs and returned to the sex. :)
I stripped Shelly from the waist down and she laid in my bed.
She masturbated and I licked her out - to the point where she finally came.
I only got a little in my mouth though - it dripped down my chin more than anything.
Shelly says the more sugarry food you eat, the sweeter your cum tastes - be you male or female.
If that's true - and if you use Shelly and myself as examples - that's fucking mint.
I eat a lot more sugarry stuff than she does - and she does say my cum is sweeter than hers.
I do agree.
Apparently, eating pineapple makes it sweeter too - and she'd eaten pineapple the day before.
I agree with that statement too.
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We returned to Guitar Hero shortly afterwards - a tactical aversion.
We're mint at timing and not getting caught though.
This is one of the times that our creaky stairs come in useful.
They're shit for sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night - but they're good for sensing when people are lurking about.
Shelly challenged me - she said I'd never be able to do Hey Man, Nice Shot on Expert bass.
At first, I was dubious myself, knowing how badly Ash fails at it on Hard.
But then I realised, when I reached the dodgy part that destroys Ash - it's actually not that hard.
I ended up with 97% - and I screwed Shelly over. :)
She was actually impressed with something I'd done on Guitar Hero.
The last time that happened was when I got 4 stars on La Bamba, Expert lead.
I think I could get 100% if I concentrate.
It's not that difficult - you just really need to be precise on some parts.
I think I may try that one day.
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Then she challenged me again - this time I really didn't think I could do it.
B.Y.O.B. on Expert lead.
But lmfao - I did do it.
Only 3 stars, only 150,000 points - but I still did it!
Shelly's face was fucking priceless when she saw me clear it.
I was only ever in the red at one point too.
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She spoke to me on MSN after she'd gone home.
We were discussing emotional matters.
Here's a snippet that is quite significant to me and the way we currently feel about each other:
▀▄▀▄▀ ┌♥┘●๋•michelle●๋•┌♥┘▀▄▀▄▀ (on gh:wt) says:
just think if i had of moved away :'(
Der-Metzgermeister says:
I know, how shit would that have been.
Der-Metzgermeister says:
Today wouldn't have happened.
▀▄▀▄▀ ┌♥┘●๋•michelle●๋•┌♥┘▀▄▀▄▀ (on gh:wt) says:
i love u 2 much 2loose u
Der-Metzgermeister says:
Same to you darl.
Der-Metzgermeister says:
I'd have proper cried.
Der-Metzgermeister says:
Imagine, we'd have never played World Tour again.
Der-Metzgermeister says:
You'd have never kissed me again.
Der-Metzgermeister says:
We'd never have a group hug with me you and Ash again.
Der-Metzgermeister says:
Eee fucking hell, I'm so glad you didn't go.
Der-Metzgermeister says:
I love you.
▀▄▀▄▀ ┌♥┘●๋•michelle●๋•┌♥┘▀▄▀▄▀ (on gh:wt) says:
u mean so much to me
Der-Metzgermeister says:
Same to you darl.
▀▄▀▄▀ ┌♥┘●๋•michelle●๋•┌♥┘▀▄▀▄▀ (on gh:wt) says:
can u tell i love u
Der-Metzgermeister says:
I can.
▀▄▀▄▀ ┌♥┘●๋•michelle●๋•┌♥┘▀▄▀▄▀ (on gh:wt) says:
gd i am glad
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When I went to sleep, my bed smelt like her.
It was very comforting. :)
