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Dixie currently feels:
Neutral
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Blog #34
Expert fingers do you well!
Although the green sarcastic smiley says I'm neutral - I'm bordering on depressed.
That smiley really does look like a sarky little cunt. I can't actually find one that looks neutral.
I awoke after the funniest fucking dream EVER.
I often have weird dreams where Ashleigh does mental shit - but never as bad as last night's.
(I've had two dreams where I've killed her before - but comedy deaths, rather than cold blooded murder.)
We were all in college - the three of us, Shelly, Ash and myself - standing with a group of lads.
They were daring us to do mental shit. One of them dared me to stick a candle in my arsehole and light it.
...Oddly, I did it and seemed quite pleased with myself.
But then they turned to Ash - handed her a Snickers bar and dared her to stick it up her arse.
She didn't look amused - but she put her hand down the back of her trousers and did it - I watched the bulge of it sticking out slowly disappear as she fully inserted it.
Then they made her jump up and down and jog on the spot until she was really sweaty. By this point, the chocolate had melted inside of her - then they dared her to eat it.
So there she was, dripping in sweat, scraping chocolate from her backside and eating it.
I woke up and fucking pissed myself laughing.
I need to stop having such mental fucking dreams!
And the sick thing is; it's given me a craving for a Snickers. :D
I won't ever be able to look at Ash eating one the same way again. ROFL.
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I started my day by cleaning my teeth, tidying my room and thrashing away some Expert & Hard vocals on World Tour.
After I'd gotten dressed and brushed my hair - I decided to start on the drums career.
Dixie only went and got three 100%s in a row.
Easy shall not be a hard task for me.
Once I have mastered it - which doesn't look to be difficult at all - I shall move on to Medium gladly. :)
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Shelly turned up at half 12 - we played through a few songs on band quickplay - her on bass guitar and me on lead.
I picked some really stupid songs - ones I barely ever play, so I wasn't doing as well as I normally do.
LOL - 98% on Expert - terrible. :P
I then moved on to Wi-Fi - time to thrash the daily n00bs at guitar battle mode.
Shelly only seems too pleased to watch me on Wi-Fi - which is a bit weird. Not that I'm arsed like.
I'm just not the sort of person who can watch someone else play Guitar Hero.
I can watch Shelly and Ash on co-op mode - but only for around 5 songs, then I'll get a craving to play too.
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It became apparent after an hour or so that neither of us were as entertained by Guitar Hero as we normally are.
I was expecting this to happen of course...
We made out for a while on my bed - then I knew it was my time to repay her for what she did for me on Sunday.
The fact she was laid on top of me didn't quite fit with my initial plan - so I had to sort of re-arrange myself so I could take her top off.
I had a bit of fun fondling her breasts - squeezing them, licking them, sucking them - the like. She seemed to like this, so I moved on further down - undid her jeans and started to reward her.
Now yes, I was terrified at the aspect of giving pleasure to another - oddly, more so than I was accepting it.
My fingers are incredibly short - her little finger is the same length as my index finger - for a size comparison - but it seemed that they were working pretty well.
Either way - I made her come. I didn't think I'd done her justice; for you see, everything I do isn't good enough for anybody at all. ...Still, she insisted to me enough that I'd done better than most people do on their first time.
I'll have to take her word for it, I guess...
Hey - my fingers may be short, but just watch me thrash away some Expert guitar solos. Just watching my fingers moshing on the fret buttons will make you moist. :P
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Of course - I was satisfied with making her satisfied, but she wanted to have a go with me again.
I let her, of course. Lmfao, I be a bit of a whore sometimes. :P
So she felt me up, I took my clothes off - she started with my breasts then went down.
Wasn't bad. I will admit yes, better than Sunday.
She went a lot deeper, a lot harder - I enjoyed it a whole lot more.
She licked me a lot more too. This made me feel pretty honoured - I'm not comfortable with giving oral yet - and apparently she's only given oral to one other person besides me.
I wanted anal too though.
I'd even provided baby oil - but she was scared to. She asked me to show her how I did it to myself.
Now this was pretty embarrassing to say the least - but I did as she asked, had a little bit of fun with myself.
Just as she was about to take over for me - my mother only came in the front door.
DAMN IT WOMAN.
I had to put my clothes back on pretty quickly - rofl.
Though the panic did nothing to arouse me less. :P
Oh well, there's always next time. :P
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Once I'd cleaned myself up and gotten dressed again - I went and bought some chocolate - a Toffee Crisp for me (my 3rd favourite) and a Crunchie for Shelly (her favourites).
I got the usual bread and milk staples for mother too.
Came home - made up some egg mayo sarnies for myself and meatballs and chips for Shelly.
We watched The Simpsons together - always a great chill-out time is 6PM on channel 4. :)
After returning upstairs - we laid on my bed together, basking in the scent of the pillow mist I take great delight in spraying every several seconds.
I enjoy lavender more than I enjoy anal. Lmfao. Just imagine them both together. :D
But damn Shelly and her ways - she got me aroused YET AGAIN.
So fucking easily as well - so she ended up giving me some more.
Tee hee, the second time was so much better.
Despite the fact I had to try so hard not to make a great deal of noise, as my mam was downstairs - she went so hard with me and I almost reached a climax.
Most people only reach climax during masturbation though, so I'm not bothered. :)
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I've spent the rest of the night messing around on YouTube, playing with the trailer clips on Movie Maker and listening to my "NEW PLAYLIST".
It rules - it's a combo of 5, 4 and 3 star rated songs; the ones I'm currently listening to the most, ones I like on any occassion, my all-time favourites and some overlooked classics.
I very rarely skip a song when I listen to it. :D
