Have you ever had sex with a friend while on Mindsay blogging about your love for music while contemplating using drugs?

No.

2. otter, no. paris hilton, yes. with a hatchet.

3. mike patton all the way. he's a bitchass kind o' man.

4. one day a little mushroom named micah and a square of acid paper named soo-yung went to the store. they were going to purchase gatorade in some phallic-shaped bottles, but on their way they found that the dam in their local town had broken, and a large river was separating them from the store.  soo-yung did not want to get wet, because she would be soggy.  micah did not want to get wet, because mushrooms can't swim.  micah and soo-yung turned back to go home, and brainstormed ideas. finally, soo-yung leaped up and shouted "beaver!"  micah was good friends with a beaver named radio, and he called up radio on the telephone.  radio said she'd be more than willing to block the dam with her beaver skills, and soo-yung and micah left once again for the store. when they arrived, radio was having difficulty with the dam, since the river was so powerful.  soo-yung called all of her animal friends to the scene, and together they dammed the river once again.  but by this time, soo-yung and micah were no longer thirsty.  they invited radio and company to their house to enjoy some sweet tunes and a smorgasbord of leftover meals.  the end.

5. i love giraffes, emus (emi?), hedgehogs, kittens, and pugs.

6. oh that's a tough decision. i'd have to say my favorite is photoboothmute. i'm always excited for their entries.

1. Who is the better friend: one who bails you out of jail, or one who is in jail with you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"?
2. You're stranded in space and Starfleet Command sends a ship to rescue you: which captain will you "thank"?  Kirk, Picard, Sisco, Janeway or Archer?
3. Honkytonk Badonkadonk?
4. meh
5. fleh
6. pleh

2. picard, all the way.

3. bippity boppity boo

4. often

5. really? that's interesting. i've never thought about it that way

6. ahh, me too.