Did you think of this all by yourself? Nice work.
I keep telling him he needs a hobby. And he keeps doing this sort of stuff.
Does it occur to you that this is my hobby?
It has not only occurred to me, it's been pretty much a certainty in my mind for some years now. Ask me if I find that sad.
Ok...do you find that sad?
Yes, Mr. Literal.
I've posted it it in other places, but yeah, it's an original me/