2) I'll vote for more.

3)  Isn't it horrifying to image relatives having a sex life, unless of course you're married to them.

4)  Jews are multi-national now.  My niece gets told often that she looks jewish and she's what we like to call a pure blood Mexican. 

5)  I have no response to this one, but I thought it was funny.

Look at it this way Richard, maybe you can have another three way with your ex-wives.  It seems to be heading that way.

Oh, and BTW great title.

I think that may be best for everyone involved.

(2)  Me too.

(3)  Funny as a crutch.  Rich.

(4)  I'm thinking that being a Chicago-style Mexican kinda screws up the pure-blood Mexican thing right from the git-go.

(5)  Funny?  It's freaking hilarious!

For the record, while Ex-Wife#1 was involved in the infamous three-way, Ex-Wife#2 was not.  I never married the third three-wayer...shocking, isn't it?

Yeah, I love that title.  Every once in awhile that usually-unfortunate diminutive pays off.

2)  Like the old saying goes...ask and you shall receive...just not from me

3)  Did you mean crutch or crotch???

4)  yeah, yeah...details, mere details, she's as pure blood as you can get these days.

5)  It was just funny Richard, just funny.

I knew that #2 was not a part of the infamous three-way but I mean based on the current situation a three-way between you and your harem is a given...it's like "duh" dude.

Do people really call you Dick, as in the name and not the slur?  What do you go by; Richard, Rich, Richie, Ichie...that is when they're not calling you Jerkwad, Asshat and, of course, Dick?

(2)  Hmph! 

(3)  It's Happy Days...get with the program!

(4)  Pure-blood Illinoisian, perhaps...but who'd admit to that?

(5)  There are people who died laughing when they saw that...they just can't post to tell you, because--DUH!--they're dead now!

I dunno...#2 might think that sort of thing isn't kosher....

Not and live, no.  I personally go by Rich.

2)  Keep the dream alive Richard, keep the dream a-live...Muwahahahahaha!!!!

3)  Seriously, I don't get it!  I never heard them talking about crotches on Happy Days!

4)  Abraham Lincoln....wait, he was born in Kentucky...then, I'm out of ideas.

5)  I'm sure if we raised them from the dead and asked them if they REALLY did die from laughter they'd admit it wasn't your joke but something else.

Maybe if it's supervised by a rabbi???

Well, I'm still going to continue calling you Richard, I like the way it sounds in my head when I'm writing.

What am I going to do with myself?  Probably get muyself into deep trouble, if history is any guide.