Need a bodyguard?  I'm cheap, and I can bring my own equipment!

Seriously, man, good luck!  Stay safe.

Fortunately, she didn't rough me up too much.

Good.  The Mindsay Mafia looks after its own...

Take care mon ami!

Richard, you weren't suppose to have things actually happening in your life while I was gone! Heehee...in any case, I just had a chance to quickly peruse and boy oh boy you're in for a fun time. I hope all goes/went well and remember you're a big boy and you can handle it.

Richard, you weren't suppose to have things actually happening in your life while I was gone!

You have to leave me written instructions when you leave...you can't expect me to remember stuff without written instructions....

 

Thank you, Josie.  Things went quite well. 

Details man!  We need details!  You think I'm going to let you get away with...things went quite well...um, no!

It was just your basic act of adultery.  It was my first time with somebody who was married to someone other than myself...but we used to be married to each other, so maybe it was only half-adultery.  Likewise, it may have been half-incest in certain jurisdictions.  I'm sure you can tell how broken up about those aspects I am.

Well, I'm shocked, horrified even.  I can never talk to you again! *dramatic sob as I put my hand to my forehead*  What have you two done!?!

 

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with questionable morals around here!  LOL! 

I am perfectly moral by my moral standards.  But that's the key--my moral standards.  Other people's moral standards don't impress me a whole lot, except insofar as they agree with my own.

It's a little scary that I understand exactly what you mean, and agree with you wholeheartedly.

Careful who you let realize that--you know what they do to heretics and subversives.

Yes, I've already had an incident here on Mindsay regarding this very subject.  It wasn't pretty and I have no wish to go through something like that again.  I hate drama. 

Drama can be fun, as can be fighting with ding-dongs.  You just have to be in the mood for it.