THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Rich
2. Hey you!

3. Next!

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Masivemaple
2. Maple
3. KissinCuz (first sn, shared with Ex-Wife#1)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ETHNIC HERITAGE:
1. Italian
2. Croatian
3. English

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. The Republicans
2. The Democrats
3. Stupid people who vote

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food

2. Water

3. Toilet paper

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A hat
2. A smile

3. One sock--I’ll let you guess where

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. The Eagles
2. Big & Rich
3. Green Day

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. Wake Me Up When September Ends--Green Day

2. Smoke Rings In The Dark--Gary Allan
3. Live This Life--Big & Rich

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 5 MONTHS:
1. Pizza…hey, it’s new every time….

2. Sleeping

3. Optimism, though I know I won’t like it

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Tenderness
3. The Wednesday 2-4-1 Special from Big Annie

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. The following statement is true
2. The preceding statement was false

3. You have fun now

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Opposite sex.
1. Smile

2. Hair
3. Breasts…I don’t care what size they are, I just like ‘em

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading

2. Writing

3. Brooding

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Piss

2. Become motivated to work on Chapter 24

3. Piss…I mean really badly….

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Vice President of the United States.
2. Porn star
3. “Before” in ads

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Alaska
2. Las Vegas

3. A deserted island somewhere in the Pacific

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Win the Powerball (minimum $100 million)

2. Invent cold fusion
3. Eat more pizza

THREE KIDS' NAMES:
1. Larry

2. Darryl
3. Darryl

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I have a tootie…if that doesn’t count, I don’t know what does
2. I’d rather commit homicide than be forced to watch Fried Green Tomatoes
3. I think farts can be art

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK
1. I fall in love with every woman I have sex with
2. I like the color pink
3. I like the movie Titanic

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:

1. Hillary Clinton

2. John McCain
3. Barack Obama

Oh, wait, those are three celebs I’d like to see crushed….