Things that annoy me:

Glenn Beck.
My hair touching the back of my neck when it's wet/hot outside.
The fact that I put all my clothes that fit into the washer at the same time, then ran out of energy and didn't put them in the dryer.
Un-escapable clutter.
Contractions that don't bring on labor.
The way that money flies through our hands these days.
The lack of a decent thunderstorm lately.
Levon's school.
That the central air in the house doesn't quite make it upstairs.
Lukewarm coffee.
The boys' habit of pulling the blankets and sheets off my bed so that when I go to lay down there is only a bare mattress. Yuck.
Milwaukee Freecycle. (The new mods are slow, there are too many people who don't show up to take things away, and there are unbelievable "Wanted" posts.)
My flakiness when it comes to friends.
Public transit going all to hell.
Gas prices. The fact that very few people have been driving less, despite the prices or concern for the environment. The fact that Damien has to drive to work because it's too far and the bus won't get him there. The fact that I don't even want a damn car anymore, and our transmission is shot, and we're going to have to buy a new car in the next few months anyway.
My lame inability to accomplish anything.
Being too big to be comfortable.
Waking up every hour to pee and then not being able to get back to sleep.
That my persistent ice-craving is not being satisfied since we only have three ice trays.
Dirty dishes in the sink.