I finally fixed my computer for good at last....this took me over a week to finally overcome the problem that was known as SPYWARE....you evil bastards...you liars...you scoundrals...burn in the fiery pits of Hades..and suffer your fate in Tarterus....Someday you will come to realize that NOBODY wants your junk installed on their computer....you sneek your way into our clean computer and muddy it up...you make our startup time longer....you control what pops up and what pops down...you suddenly make my Internet Explorer have an atomic pop-up meltdown...you bring up Porn links at the most inconvienent times...I don't want to find a mate for sexual contacts, I don't want to buy a timeshare, I am not your 1millionth visitor...If I click your claim prize I only end up with more of your little spyware buddies...you come onto MY computer un-invited, you gather MY info, and you spread MY info all over the net like some cheap HOOKER...you are nothing more than a Venereal Disease on the body that is the NET....

Oh SPYWARE, you highlight words that I don't give a fuck about. You close my browser because you are having a bad day. You open links that I never click, that almost always contain PORN....you shut, close, open, and execute without my consent...you're a parasitic virus with no life of your own; you only survive because you wormed your way past my firewalls...well...now its my turn...its time that I fought back against your evil powers....I use my NORTON INTERNET SECURITY and deleted your sorry ass....Syanara Mother Fucker....see you in computer Hell.....