I was painting my grandfathers porch and I was sitting in the shade for awhile painting the porch, but when I came to the edge the sunlight was delightfully warming the cement to an oh so pleasent 100+ degrees...just the perfect temp to cook up some fresh luftherz's ass and thighs...I kept trying to find a comfortable position to finish painting but nothing was working...I kept on squating and painting... squat then paint...for awhile it looked rediculous, but it was getting the job done lol..:D then after my legs started to cramp I just gave in and sat on the frying pan that was the porch...so now I have two red cheeks and red thighs...:(

But on the plus side if I am ever going to be eaten by cannibals I can tell them how to cook me ;)

I want to do something....so ophelia87 and anja05 this means you are responsible for making me excited enough to do something...that came out disturbing yet enticing...

Oh and Farewells to niall who has gone to the world of offline...he will be missed..*taking bets on if he will return someday*