Finally!! A CURE!!!

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littlecauldron

Finally!! A CURE!!!

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Below is an advertisement I found in an old newspaper here at work.

Day after day, many wonder: how can we rid ourselves of the "mouth breathers" around us?

Finally, we have found the cure!

Just wrestle that annoying person into a headlock and strap one of our patented Davis Chin Supporters on his or her face. In no time at all, the jaw will be completely immobilized, preventing any and all utterances of idiotic phrases, bigoted statements and moronic pronouncements.

The Davis Chin Supporter/Mouth Breathing Prevention Device is suitable for most celebrities such as Britney Spears and politicians suffering from chronic stupidity.

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longwayhome on

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With my allergies, I'd surely die sleeping in this thing. lol, loved your link to Bush. I wish he'd live in one of these things!! Where can we buy one?

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littlecauldron on

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Aww. hahahaha Yeah Bush is such an idiot! I doubt we could find one big enough for him....

Thanks a lot for checking my blog! hahahaha

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longwayhome on

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Sheesh, all the things I'd do for you, and you thank me for that?

I say we just put a giant sock over his head. I wonder if he'd run around backwards like a cat.

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littlecauldron on

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Yeah. I know how busy you are!!

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longwayhome on

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Not today... I'm waiting on everybody! I'll probably get busy at some point.

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littlecauldron on

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Late night?