but you can call me: Depends on who you are, how well I know you, and if I happen to like you or not.

Never in my life have I: ....been snorkling. Or written a novel. I've never killed a man.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: ....good nuts or bad nuts? This would depend.

My high school is: Lakehead University

When I’m nervous: I get really shifty-eyed

The last song I listened to was: Sé Lest by Sigur Rós

If I were to get married right now it would be to: Meine Freundin, Suzanna

My hair is: Getting a tad too long for my tastes

When I was 4: I went on grand adventures across the seas, battled dragons, and wrote a short story about a grape and his overseas, dragon-battling adventures.

Last Christmas: Life was much different.

I should be: writing my f***ing English essay... small steps.

When I look down I see: darkness.

The happiest recent event was: Meh. I dunno. It's been up and down.

If I were a character on ‘Friends’: I don't watch it.

By this time next year: I'll be dealing with second year bullshit instead of first year bullshit

My current gripe is: history, ojibway, english... in no particular order.

I have a hard time understanding: German Future subjunctive tenses I and II....and their simple past and past tenses as well.... and just about a lot of other things they have going on for them.

There are these girls: ...who live in a treacle well. And they draw all sorts of things, everything beginning with 'M'...

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: I would keep it to myself, my own little ray of happy sunshine happiness.

I want to buy: lots of new music... and whatever else. Some French and German language software.

Where do you plan to visit: Wherever I can. I'd like to go to Germany.

If you spent the night at my house: I would drink all of your beer and shave your cat. Then I would proceed to expose myself to your neighbors. Then I would run away.

The world could do without: your mamma.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: Food?

most recent thing someone else bought me: food?

My middle name is:  His Almighty Holiness of the Seven Cosmos

In the morning I: Will get up and go to my stupid fucking English class, come home, and write the rest of my stupid fucking English essay.

Last night I was: doing much the same thing I am now.

There’s this guy I know who: ,he likes to train snakes. He likes to give them names like "Theo" and "Nietzsche." This guy is off the wall. You'd have to meet him to understand what I'm talking about. Down by the marsh, you know? I mean, if you could really just see this guy...

If I was an animal I’d be a: naked mole rat, and be an outcast of society.

A better name for me would be: Mothmar.

Tomorrow I am: .....wouldn't you like to know?

Tonight I am: about to go to sleep, since I have to wake up in 6 hours and 15 minutes

My birthday is: a while away, yet.

You got this from: The great void of the mother Internet.

.....Ich schlafe jetzt.

Cameron