For those of you who don't know, Pluto is no longer classified as a planet. Old news, I know, but it still seems stupid, right? We've had to learn nine planets since we were in kindergarten, maybe even earlier for those people who watched Blue's Clues. Now they gotta take that episode off of the rerun list and now my favorite planet isn't a planet anymore. Why? Because the scientists say its too small to be a planet.
Pluto was (and is, in my opinion) still my favorite planet. What kind of dumbass scientist decides to screw with basic knowledge like the 9 planets? I'll tell you who, a bored scientist. He got bored with all of the global warming and asteroids smashing into earth and everyone blowing each other up and California breaking off of the U.S. to go hang with Hawaii, so he decides to attack Pluto.
Now they say it's a "dwarf planet". They gotta be politically correct, don't they? Dwarf planet. And let me tell you something about those scientists. The only reason they're attacking things because they're "too small" is because those scientists are also "too small" (if you know what I mean) so they gotta bring everything else down with them. Listen, not all guys can have a Jupiter, alright? Just because you got stuck with a Pluto doesn't mean you have to piss everyone off by taking away the best planet. And you know what? If Pluto is so small, then why don't you shove it up your ass and get rid of it that way?
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