I have a theory that if I laugh a lot and masturbate often I'll live forever.  There's nothing supporting it really but it's worth a shot .

lmao, you may rub all the skin off your hands or joystick before the end comes im sure!

  i like that.   

I like your quote

I think that it suits me well. on the days that I laugh alot, i feel alive, on the days that i do not, I feel old and tired.