There is a song we sang when I was a kid in church school, "Missionary Volunteers." One phrase of the song says:

Christ before us

Christ behind

Christ on every side

For the rescue of mankind

On to glory ride

Okay,... every time we got to Christ behind... I would crack up laughing, laughing to tears laughing. I'm laughing now.... Christ behind... for whatever reason it is still a very humorus line that causes me to think of Christ's butt... and then I laugh.

Then, Kirk Franklin has a song that says

I been through the fire

And I been through the flood

I've been broken into pieces

Seen lightening flashing from above

And I actually asked the choir director why he had to be broken in TWO pieces, why not just broken?  Why make a distinction like two pieces?

Again... we are really really a lot alike. You must be the sister I never had.

She kept asking, "What's a 'Witches' Stand?"