This is not a subject for the faint of heart or of the bowel......................

 

I have been bothered, more and more at a perplexing problem that persisits no matter the location I venture to.  It is a problem of magnanimous, nasal proportions whose perscription needs promulgation..................

 

WHY DOES THE MEN'S BATHROOM ALWAYS STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I have traveled in my life to a fair number of cities, over the globe mind you and I have yet to find one public place of bodily relief, dedicated solely to men, that does not smell horribly to one's nose. 

 

It has me wondering, "Do men's waste actually smell that much worse than women's or is it that the mechanical systems in the women's restrooms work that much better?  (As an architect, I know this not to be the case so I have to dismiss this as a theory).

 

I have to come to the only conclusion I have left:  Men, our shit stinks (worse than womens)!!!  I confirmed this in the bathroom today!

 

I really don't know what to do about it either.  I mean, how can I get the bathroom at work, at the airports and across all of the public areas of our nation to smell just a little bit better?  THIS is the prevailing question of the 21st century!!!

 

Any thoughts?

 
   

 


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twentypearls94 on
Re: Bathroom on my mind......
The MEN'S bathroom stinks for the same reason the house bathroom stinks until someone cleans it up. You MOTHERFUCKER'S NEVER have good aim!!!!
Fairydustings on
Re: Bathroom on my mind......
I'm going to go with the same notion of the first response...  Upon beginning this entry I was going to say that it has to do with the smell of urine and the fact that men (in general) seem to have problems hitting the toliet - where women (because sitting) always make it in.  The smell of urine soaks into the floor and can't be simply cleaned out.

 

In regards to whether men's shit stinks worse than women's...  Well I'm sure our government could spent 1.3 billion dollars researching it.  *smirk*

kitte on
Re: Bathroom on my mind......
either learn to have better aim and suggest it to a few others, or just deal with the smell. then again, you could always carry a bottle of air freshner with you everywhere you go!
kingrichard2 on
Re: Bathroom on my mind......
It's not just the urine......Men do have the "aim" problem for sure, but if you've spent any time in the various men's bathrooms, the smell is not just urine.

 

Maybe custodians need to spend more time cleaning the men's bathrooms.

yellowbikegurl on
Re: Bathroom on my mind......
perhaps it is because women are always spraying perfume and hairspray while at the sink.  And exactly how many womens rooms have you been in to know the difference.  *wink*
kingrichard2 on
Re: Bathroom on my mind......
I've been in plenty!!! But not for the naughty reasons - I'm an architect so I get to visit alot of them.  I've also gone into a few of them WITH my wife for security purposes.
yellowbikegurl on
Re: Bathroom on my mind......
 the restrooms are that scarey that you have to go in with your wife perhaps you should find a different restroom!  lol.

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