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Big Mo candy bar that is!
Dale Earnhardt Jr. must have been dizzy from driving around in circles to have approved the name of his new candy bar. And oh my God! The ad copy has to be someone's idea of a joke:
"What is Big Mo’? Sure, it’s a candy bar, but it’s also everything that Dale Jr. loves—including chocolate, peanut butter and caramel. Big Mo’ is racing. The way you need it like oxygen, because it’s in your DNA and if you’re not around it, you can’t keep going. Big Mo’ is your buddies. Hanging out ‘til all hours of the night crackin’ jokes, playing pool and just kicking back and having a good time like you always do. Big Mo’ is being true to yourself. When you get right down to it, that’s the only thing that matters—doing what you love because you love it and not needing any other reason."
That is so
teh ghey!
nascar
