Which explains why Miss South Carolina Teen Lauren Caitlin Upton gave such a measured and well thought out answer at the Miss Teen USA pageant to the question, "A Recent Poll Showed That Some Americans Can't Find The USA On A World Map, Why Do You Think This Is?".
Here's the brilliant answer:
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us."
"The Iraq"??? This broad is a national treasure. And here's the video just because this moment is so very, very awesome:
How A.C. Slater kept himself from laughing in this chick's face is a mystery to me.
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Which explains why Miss South Carolina Teen Lauren Caitlin Upton gave such a measured and well thought out answer at the Miss Teen USA pageant to the question, "A Recent Poll Showed That Some Americans Can't Find The USA On A World Map, Why Do You Think This Is?". 
