What does all of that tell you about me? That I hate the freaking Apple Store.

Gosh, I will murder the next scenester that takes a picture in the apple store and posts it somewhere. I am starting to believe that scenesters are the next yuppies. They are the child remnants of the yuppie explosion of the 80's and the oh so versatile 90's yuppies. And why the hell are all these damn kids buying ipods in the first place? It's a waste of money and I am sure that the price is making the fat pigs at Mac so happy with the replacement costs and warranties a total rip off. But it's the pictures I hate the most. Seeing those kids in there happy and free. And these are kids that are my age too. I think the main appeal is much like the Mac commercials where they spout their amenities but refuse to state their most blatant and important faults like crappy software compatibility. And the kids are buying into the appeal like it's applesauce because the store itself looks like a heartless steel building that makes it seem so impersonal but finds it easy to hire 20 employees to watch one person and also security wire down all the display products. I guess the store itself has that smooth sexy appeal that people get off of. I guess if I had the money I would trade functionality for style anyday.