Okay, so...I don't think I ever told you about Mother's Day '06.

My cousin Kristen and I drive down to Fredericksburg VA to have celebrate it with our family at our Nana's house...It started out beautifully civilized and we all laughed as we played catch-up.

Kristen left, to head out for her vacation at the beach. She left me. With all of them.

My great Aunt Alma, a good, sweet Christian woman, had one bloody mary too many and locked herself in the bathroom praying to God to forgive her and refused to come out for the majority of the dish-washing scenario...

My aunt and her partner get in a fight over who's cleaning up more and who's not plus Darlene (her partner) was being reprimanded for making the bloody marys. They cry.

My mom says, amidst the yelling and the crying, "Guys, we just got Nana & Larry to stop fighting (he died the year before), now can't we just get along?"

So that sent Nana to the laundry room weeping, in which my mother in turned yelled at me for sitting bewildered at the dining room table to go console her and apologize for what I did.... Yeah.

So...last year, in 07 it is obvious to assume that I did not attend that year's Mother's Day celebration and secretly took my mom out to a quiet dinner instead.

This year, folks, I am braving it out. I was tricked, but I'm still going. I fell for it, I must pay for it.

If I do not return Sunday evening to tell you either good news or bad news, please assume that I passed on.

On a lighter note, I got my mom a great present :) And me 2 bottles of Reisling because that's just the way it has to be sometimes.
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sandyquill on
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Good grief. I am glad my Mother's Days haven't involved Bloody Marys... <wry smile>

Make yourself a happy face mask on a stick.  With a paper plate you know? And when you're "supposed" to be happy, hold it in front of your face. 

OR, give one to everyone else. Maybe they'll get a hint that family gatherings of this nature are to honor the maternal in the room, not to hide from the dishes or ... you know... whatever it is they do instead.
karamac on
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Oh wow, that is hilarious!! I love it, love it!!!

I am totally doing that. A few of my family members would totally do that with me. I read this too late (this Mother's day wasn't half as stressful, thankfully) but we'll be getting together again in August and I it would totally be a hit
Duncan on
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my mother-in-law is such a monster that her 7 kids would cram in the kitchen to do the dishes so they wouldn't have to sit at the dinner table and talk/interact w/ her.
karamac on
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HA! That's what my cousin Kristen and I do...we're the first ones to finish eating, we start "casually"  washing the pots and pans, then as soon as a plate is empty at the table, we play frantic waitresses and wash everything up so we can speed up dessert and presents...and hit the road until next time!!
Duncan on
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my twin sister-in-laws h, a real treat in their own right, had a neat little trick........"we have to go and catch the train otherwise we will miss the last connection." They haven't had dessert in 3 decades.
karamac on
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ha ha!!

 
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