Seeking hair cutting hottie - only need to see me every 2 WEEKS! - m4w - 25 (Clemson)
Reply to: pers-759250730@craigslist.org Date: 2008-07-17, 7:00PM EDT
I am seeking an awesome chick who is willing to cut my hair twice a month - all for a six pack of your choice of beer.
* I'm a really lazy, cheap graduate student at Clemson - I currently only get my hair cut when it's extremely and wildly out of control (read: even when I comb it, it still looks like I just woke up). That is currently about every five weeks. I think that in order to look good, getting a trim every 2 weeks is necessary.
It's not a hard cut, either (probably the easiest you'll every have). It's a #2 clipper on the sides and back, then a scissor trim up top to match. Any styling tips would be appreciated as well.
THAT IS WHY I am seeking YOU:
- You are young (21-30)
- You enjoy beer
- You have hair cutting experience. This means professional hair cutting experience in a place like Great Clips, The Hair Cuttery, or some other place that accepts money for haircuts. "Professional" does not mean the following: veterinary hair cutting experience; home pet hair cutting experience (Sorry, Sara); years of cutting your brothers' Jim, Bo, and Jimbo's hair down by the creek while growing up; or experience in only trimming your bush (although, when combined with professional hair cutting experience, this last fact will definitely tip the balance in your favor)
- You are pleasant to be around. We'll probably spend a few hours together every two weeks, so you need to be personable, friendly, funny, and have good stories that you can pull out to contribute to the conversation
- Finally, you have to be good looking. As I said before, we're going to spend a few hours together every two weeks. I'd like to spend that time looking at you, you hot hair-cutting mistress of the shears. This also means that you need to respond with a photograph of yourself.
Reply with your qualifications, a photograph, and a little info about yourself, and I'll put your application in the file.
*Six pack of beer not to exceed $8. You are expected to share at least one beer with me, and you are not to drink the beer until AFTER my hair is cut. Then, by all means, funnel the remaining 5 beers until you can't walk. However, you'll make yourself more attractive to me for this position if you consider funneling 5 beers to be "warm up," then help me polish off a case of beer and a bottle of rum.
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